Either/Or Movie Edition

EITHER/OR Movie Edition

Rules: Choose one or the other, no boths. Neither is only acceptable if you don’t have any information on either option. Feel free to provide reasons, excuses, defenses, diatribes.

Matinee or Late-Night Showing
— not often at the movies, but matinee near end of run is our favorite

Full Theater or Empty Theater
–subset of Matinee answer above

Popcorn or Candy

Row Seating: Nearer the Front or Nearer the Back

Within the Row: On a Side or Near the Middle

Romance or Historical Biopic

Action or Suspense

Science Fiction or Horror

Alfred Hitchcock or Orson Welles

Quentin Tarantino or Spike Lee

Star Wars or Star Trek

Jimmy Cagney or Jimmy Stewart

Bob Hope or Bing Crosby

Ingrid Bergman or Lauren Bacall

Humphrey Bogart or Clark Gable

Abbott and Costello or Laurel and Hardy

The Three Stooges or The Marx Brothers
— Ugh, I have never, even as a child, like either. Blech.

Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton

Video/DVD: Widescreen or Full Screen

Movie Reviews or Word of Mouth
–Mostly just looking at Rottentomatoes for movies we have HEARD about and deciding from both sources

Comedies: Laugh Out Loud or Just Smile

Crying at Sad Movies: Okay or Not Okay

Clapping at the End of a Movie: Okay or Really, Really Stupid

Matt Damon or Ben Affleck
— Gag, they are both disgusting

Tom Cruise or Tom Hanks
— hard one

Ben Stiller or Mike Meyers
SNL! and I married an ax murder

Owen Wilson or Luke Wilson
–hilarious with “John Wayne” but not elsewhere, that I know

Stephen Spielberg or M. Night Shyamalan

Todd Solondz or Wes Anderson
— Who????

Scarier: Freddy Krueger or Jason
–both stupid, from commercial viewing

Funnier: Jim Carrey or Will Ferrell

Deep Impact or Armageddon
–????? Saw neither

Rated G or Rated PG